iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via perks-of-being-chinese)

@9 hours ago with 351074 notes

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

image

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via perks-of-being-chinese)

@10 hours ago with 205047 notes
letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

@10 hours ago with 169512 notes

tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

@10 hours ago with 19423 notes
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"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at begin to change."

Wayne Dyer. Motivational speaker (via purplebuddhaproject)

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@10 hours ago with 1807 notes
so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

(via slacked)

@10 hours ago with 330835 notes

galixies:

How white ppl sing pt 6

(Source: vine.co, via africanaquarian)

@10 hours ago with 12344 notes

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

@9 hours ago with 433949 notes

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."

@10 hours ago with 8561 notes

lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

@10 hours ago with 86289 notes
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@10 hours ago with 6225 notes
kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:

becbluntsky:

mimi873:

siqenchy:

shit

ayeeee go Kylie😂✊👏lmao

Ya but holy fucking Kendall tho.

Fuk

kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:

becbluntsky:

mimi873:

siqenchy:

shit

ayeeee go Kylie😂✊👏lmao

Ya but holy fucking Kendall tho.

Fuk

(Source: qtgurls, via therawissue)

@10 hours ago with 89771 notes

*shy but actually a sex freak*

(Source: e-n-o, via ezthere)

@10 hours ago with 467394 notes