"I thought it’d be bigger"

how to ruin a guy’s self esteem in 5 words (via e-v-e-r-lasting)

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via iforgotmytampon)

@1 week ago with 135463 notes

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

(via unattractiveprettyperson)

@1 week ago with 85287 notes
hayyygirl:

teantitties:

strongblackbrotha:

… I think Kanye just changed my fucking life…

Ye’ always changes lives

my life.

hayyygirl:

teantitties:

strongblackbrotha:

… I think Kanye just changed my fucking life…

Ye’ always changes lives

my life.

(Source: northgang, via vaynaysa)

@1 week ago with 403786 notes

(Source: scartidy, via iforgotmytampon)

@1 week ago with 188064 notes

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via perks-of-being-chinese)

@2 weeks ago with 394701 notes

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

image

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via perks-of-being-chinese)

@2 weeks ago with 219562 notes
letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

@2 weeks ago with 177154 notes

tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

@2 weeks ago with 37682 notes
@1 week ago with 25997 notes
klesleym:

I needed this

klesleym:

I needed this

(Source: deadlysick, via iforgotmytampon)

@1 week ago with 72277 notes
thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

(via iforgotmytampon)

@1 week ago with 39098 notes
@1 week ago with 5656 notes

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

@2 weeks ago with 443527 notes

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."

@2 weeks ago with 11648 notes

lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

@2 weeks ago with 110128 notes